TIRED AND LEAVING WEST VIRGINIA!
We can't take it anymore so we are leaving West Virginia. We're tired of living in a place where the air is so clean. Tired of having the lowest crime rate in the country. Tired of feeling real breasts and kissing real lips. No more listening to bands that play because they love it and not to be cool. Tired of living in a place where we know what people think of us because they aren't afraid to say it. Tired of the nicest down to earth people in the world. Tired of living in a land that is so plush it looks like a garden. Tired of biking, skiing, mud bogging, boating, hunting, and all that crap. Tired of getting punched in the nose instead of shot. We just can't take the manners and hard work ethic. We hate not having to sit in traffic and driving straight to where we are going. Don't get us started on these fun curvy roads. They should all be straight and boring. Hate that we are so patriotic and send the highest percentage of soldiers to every war. No more living in a land where people respect private property. No more of that "If you don't bother anybody I don't care what you do." attitude. Why can't I see my neighbors house. It should be two feet away. Damn these four perfect seasons. Tired of being judged on personality and not what our dad does or the car we drive. We want to live somewhere that the people aren't so proud of where they came from that they call it "Almost Heaven". Screw it we are staying.
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